Time for another poem I think....
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No, that wasn't a poem, but I would start with it as some blatant advertising for this. Yes this site here. Here
And it does move us onto the poem subject at hand. Ok, so you think you've seen the emo song, but have you seen the New emo song. You have? LIAR! Of course you haven't because I wrote it and I'm about to show it to you. Behold:
To the tune of "I'm too sexy for my shirt". It doesn't fit at all, but hey:
I'm,
Too emo for my face.
Too emo; a disgrace
Too emo for your stare
So I hide behind my hair
I'm too emo.
I'm,
Too emo to conform,
Too emo for the norm,
How can you be different too?
Your clothes aren't even new
I'm too emo
Too emo for this life,
Too emo for my knife,
You can't understand,
I wish I was starving in Sudan
I'm too emo
I'm,
Too emo for most bands,
Too emo for most brands,
Instead I sit at home and cry,
For attention - must I die?
I'm too emo
You,
Aren't emo unlike me,
I'm as emo as can be
You be one too, you see
If you act just like me.
I'm too emo.
posted by Andrew @ 6:34 pm
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